-Mi amor, ¿estás enojada?
-Dime algo dulce.
-TU PUTA AMIGUITA AHOGADA EN CHOCOLATE CON BOMBONES Y CHISPAS DE COLOR.
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
this is the all time best post
I am all about giant dogs
the fact that like half of them are still trying to be lapdogs ~ bless
Cool af but why would anyone want dogs this damn big
Hard Bodies of the Day: CT Fletcher and Frank Medrano.
Click HERE for more “hard bodies of the day.”
For real though, everytime I watch the last gif I think he’s about to clock him in the nuts
Fucking beast 💪